facebook statuses I haven’t made since being here
1. Dear Canada, how I make the friend?
2. Montréal has a really nice metro system, where people know not to make eye-contact. It’s like being at home, in that everyone is afraid of their bag being stolen.
3. Canada? More like CanaDON’T!!! #amiright
4. I really, really like grid systems.
5. Let me know if you want to send me a letter here! It’s a beautiful country in which to read about how all of you have mediocre lives in comparison to me.
6. Well, I guess I know why they call it CRUSHING loneliness!
7. ‘Toby seems so zen, but his eyes are screaming: SAVE ME.’
8. Poutine is fucking fantastic, a heart attack smiling at you from a plate.
9. A worried smile and a British accent will get you really far here.
10. Do all gays have super-powers from Hell, or is it just me?
11. It’s very pretty here, and I have a rm w/ a vu.
12. Oh. I’m quite happy, really.